The Lon FAQ (Foolishly Asked Questions)

Who is this Lon guy, anyway?

	Is it true that Lon was raised by wolves?
	Lon was actually raised by poodles. Seriously. His parents ran a kennel.
	Is Lon really allergic to neckties?
	Lon insists that he has a medical condition which prevents him from wearing a tie. Although most people have never seen Lon wearing a necktie, there is photographic evidence which seems to indicate that he CAN wear a tie without asphyxiating.
	Is the webcam live?
	Not since... oh let's say 1996. In the mid-nineties, the webcam was not only live, but there was a speech system hooked up which allowed people to talk back. For a number of years, it was a periodic QuickTime capture. Currently, it is a periodic QuickTime capture which is then converted to Flash by Sorenson Squeeze, then uploaded via a command-line script.
	Just how many black T-shirts does Lon actually have?
	The number varies. Black fades and noodles slop, so some shirts have to retire. However the number usually hovers around 12. Now, how many CLEAN shirts is another matter...
	Why no paper?
	Although many believe that Lon conducts all business electronically because of an irrational fear of paper-cuts, he has been known to read articles printed on paper.
	Does Lon really spend 60% of his discretionary income on prerecorded music?
	No. This used to be true; but now he has a higher income.
	I heard that Lon kept a colony of Sea Monkeys alive for 8 years. Is this true?
	Actually, it was eight months. (Which is still a long time for brine shrimp.)
	Does Lon really live in a cave by a lake?
	No. Lon currently lives in a tower overlooking the dome of the first Basilica in America, where they throw a wild party every year.
	What the heck is "schnoggo?"
	"Schnoggo" is a nickname bestowed upon Lon by some of the Art staff while he was at MECC. They insist it is a term of endearment.
	How long has the Lonster's Lair been running?
	The Lonster's Lair has existed, in different forms, since about 1991. In its early stages it was an AppleShare shared volume. It has been a web site since March of 1995.
	What on earth could Lon have in common with Helen Hunt?
	They were born on the same day. Other privileged Gemini's who share this birth date include Courteney Cox (a year younger), Bif Naked, Ice Cube, James Belushi, Neil Patrick Harris, Malcolm McDowell, Leah Remini, Jim Varney, Waylon Jennings, and Xaviera Hollander.
	What is Lon's favorite line from a movie?
	"Oh, we got both kinds. We got country AND western."
	What is Lon's favorite line from a book?
	"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."
	What is Lon's favorite line from a song?
	"Some people wear their heart upon their sleeve. I wear mine under my right pant-leg; strapped to my boot."